Not Good Enough?
Good LAWD. The rescue people are trying to kill me. Perhaps I should have slipped them a $50 and sent them a fruit basket. No word yet, not even a denial letter.
Here is what I am expecting:
Dear Potential Adoptee,
We regret to inform you that your application to adopt Betsy was rejected. Your household is not suitable to be inhabited by canines, let alone humans. We drove by your house yesterday and saw that your dandelions were above 5 inches tall and you have too many juniper hedges lining your front yard. We peered in your windows and saw that there were several loads of laundry that weren’t folded and the sink was full of dishes. And don’t get us started on your daughter’s room. There are severe choking hazards in there.
Might we suggest a pet rock?
Best Regards,
A. Pet Rescue
Tags: adoption, pet rescue, puppy
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