Women Are From Mars, Teenagers Are From Uranus

August 5th, 2008

Teen aged daughters are fickle, fickle creatures.  They are.  They hate you, but they can’t live without you.  They must know your opinion about everything, but then they choose to ignore it.  They pretend you don’t have feelings and then proceed to break your heart.

You may think I am paranoid, but I am really beginning to think that she thinks it’s her job to make me feel like an old hag.

Me: Why do you keep doing that when I tell you not to do that?

Paige: Duh. Because it’s my job to make you feel all old and shriveled up inside.

But once in a while, when it’s really late at night and no one is looking, Paige will crawl into bed with me and we will watch vintage Beastie Boys videos on Youtube.  And then she’ll say something like,

“Please mommy, tell me that story about the three Jewish guys from New York who formed a rap band again.  Pretty please.”

And for one brief second, she actually realizes that it was me who heard the song first, not her.  And for one really small moment in time she knows that I know more than she does.

But she never admits it.

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7 Responses to “Women Are From Mars, Teenagers Are From Uranus”

  1. krissie Says:

    August 5th, 2008 at 6:52 pm

    I just found you.
    Let me say that I am hooked.
    And, for the record, I think you rock just like the Beastie Boys.

    I look forward to reading more!

  2. Baconism Says:

    August 5th, 2008 at 10:31 pm

    @krissie. thank you. i’ll take the compliment, but i need a name like “ad-rock” before i am as cool as the beastie boys. thanks so much for reading!

  3. MizFit Says:

    August 6th, 2008 at 5:47 am

    OK ILL BITE

    must know.

    did she REALLY SAY THAT?! :)

  4. pantrypuff Says:

    August 6th, 2008 at 3:51 pm

    Oh, teenage girls. Being one is so awful — of course, I only realize that now that I’m 37…

  5. Baconism Says:

    August 6th, 2008 at 5:48 pm

    @ Mizfit. No, some of it was creative licensing.” In reality, she only grunts at me or says one of the following 3 words: “so.” “whatever.” or “FINE.”

    She did however ask me to tell her the story about the three wisemen from brooklyn … :)

    @pantrypuff. i wouldn’t wish the teen years on anyone!

  6. The Musical Education Of A Disgruntled Teenager & A Fuddy Duddy Mother | Bacon Is My Enemy Says:

    December 19th, 2008 at 10:34 am

    [...] a musical history lesson. For instance, until recently, she had no idea that the Beastie Boys are Jewish boys from Brooklyn. Or that Reverend Run was the same guy on Run’s House. You should have seen her face when she [...]

  7. Old Watch Maker Says:

    February 14th, 2009 at 5:29 am

    Hello. Great job. I did not expect this on a Wednesday. This is a great story. Thanks!

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