A Conversation About Exercise
Thighs: What the hell?
Me: It’s good for you.
Thighs: You’re totally bullshitting me.
Me: C’mon, it’s not so bad. Really, you knew it was coming. You’ve been in a rut.
Thighs: You’re telling me I’m in a rut? I’m doing just fine. At least I’ve grown over the years.
Me: I’m quite aware of the fact that you’ve grown. It’s not quite the growth that I was hoping for.
Thighs: I hope you know what you’re doing. I’m not giving it up that easily.
Me: Yeah, I know.
Tags: humor, weight issues
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I need to get off my arse and join you on this self improvement venture instead of experiencing it vicariously though your blog. Heh. That’ll happen.
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Very funny! Hysterically funny.
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I was wondering, since I’m new to NaBlo, do we just start at any day of the month? Or is there a specific month everyone starts? I’m so confuzzled.
Wow – I have the same conversation with my thighs whenever I hit the treadmill. I also have a similar conversation with my stomach whenever I prevent it from getting the things it wants (i.e. bacon, haagen-dazs, the entire pastry case at Dillettante).
Hi, BTW! I stumbled on your blog from the Seattle Weblogger group. Your blog is great – I’m looking forward to reading more!
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I finally did the unthinkable … something I swore I’d never ever schnebber do! I actually ordered an excercise package online! gasp! It’s the Turbo Jam one where the gal is so annoyingly giddy and energetic, bouncing off walls with her hyper sculpted crew behind her spazzing in sycnchronized squirrel-like-lightening madness. She makes me want to bounce into a madness of my own …but I figured the deal I got was cheaper than joining a gym (more convenient too) or replacing my elliptical that broke over a month ago. I and my hamhock jiggly thighs will keep you updated on the progress. Heck, I have 30-days before getting my money back.
So true…
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Thanks for reminding me what I need to do. I’m off to the gym now!
Our thighs must know each other. I hate the treadmill for the first half mile I’m bitching inside my head. Once I get past that point I’m good.
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