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This Is My Morning Routine

December 13th, 2008

Brain: “Get out of bed.”

Giyen: “10 more minutes.”

Brain: “No really, it’s time to get up. Plus, you already said “10 more minutes” 10 minutes ago.”

Giyen: “For what? The day can wait, we’re not going to an office to work anymore.”

Brain: “Yes, but you still have stuff to do. You really can’t just sit in your pajamas all day, everyday.”

Giyen: “Yes I can. Just watch me.”

Brain: “You know, you really need to start getting more of a life. When you started this whole quit your job business, that actually meant going out and finding some work [dumbass].”

Giyen: “Oh yeah.”

Brain: “Sooooooo??”

Giyen: “I’ll start doing that tomorrow.”

Tags: interior monologue, misc, note to self

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7 Responses to “This Is My Morning Routine”

wendy Says:
December 13th, 2008 at 5:11 pm

Your brain and mine must have gone to the same school….

good stuff.

w.
derfina Says:
December 13th, 2008 at 8:59 pm

There will ALWAYS be tomorrow!

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Germz Says:
December 14th, 2008 at 4:33 pm

ROFLMAO I always do the “10 more minutes”

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MizFit Says:
December 15th, 2008 at 3:32 am

who knew I should be thankful my brain refuses to work at ALL until I stagger into the kitchen for my coffee..

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Hanna Says:
December 15th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Brain: Time to get up.

Me: Its not even light out!

Brain: No s*** sherlock, its DECEMBER!

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Ralph Says:
December 15th, 2008 at 8:19 pm

Hi Giyen,

Please allow me to introduce myself. (My apologies if I’m posting this here, since I couldn’t find a direct email to you).

I’m currently working with a new client who’s offering a high end solution for saving and sharing very high res photos and videos. It’s called Memeo Share.

I’m reaching out to influential moms like you to have them review it first. It’s our understanding that moms are most likely to be the ones who would be willing to share and save high resolution photos of their family.

So we created a fun way for you to play with Memeo Share as you get ready for the Holidays: a special video e-card for moms and their cute little ones.

Please check it out http://www.madeupmemories.com/?mId=29017257
(this one was customized for you)

If you’re interested in featuring this topic I will be happy to give you more information and original art for your blog.

Thank you & happy holidays!

Best regards,

Ralph
It's All in the Mind Says:
December 16th, 2008 at 2:13 am

Mine is more like this.

Brain: …….

Me: Hello? Anything going on up there????

Brain: ……. Wha …. Who said that?

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