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Crikey …

July 10th, 2009

I am always surprised when I get a comment like this (from Ferris) – even though I really shouldn’t be surprised at all, especially after the whole Susan Boyle debacle.

Honestly, I love it when I get comments – good or bad. At least he/she commented to voice his/her disdain. To me, it’s like a cheering section that says, “I hate you, but I am going to read your blog anyway!” That’s the kind of dysfunctional love that’s been haunting me my whole life. I am glad to know that the universe can be consistent.

Anyway, like it’s some sort of shock to anyone that I actually write about things like PMS. Or God forbid – relationships. Or mommy stuff, like breastfeeding or places that sag after having kids. Or egads! Stuff like telling people how much I actually weigh!! I HAVE CLEARLY CROSSED THE LINES OF INTEGRITY HERE. TMI! TMI!

So in celebration of being a woman whose completely bowled over by sappy television commercials right now, I thought I’d share this an adorable, swoon worthy wedding proposal. I totally started to cry. You know, cause I am PMS-ing.

Courtesy of my friend Andrea (love you!) who posted it up on Facebook. Patrick is her friend.

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16 Responses to “Crikey …”

Kara S Says:
July 10th, 2009 at 9:47 am

Oh, Ferris. If only you knew half of what our poor vaginas are subjected to…

I, for one, love you, and will continue to read your blog. Mostly while breastfeeding.
Accidental Olympian Says:
July 10th, 2009 at 10:55 am

ADORABLE! Too bad the entire time I’m thinking… “Damn. How much do you think that cost?”
Accidental Olympian´s last blog ..LOOKING FOR THAT ONE MOMENT
Mary Says:
July 10th, 2009 at 11:05 am

There is no such thing as TMI in the blogosphere! Today I read a blog that included video of a dog’s sphincter- extreme close-up! PMS talk is pretty tame in comparison.

Womanhood is not for the weak! Keep up the good work.
Mary´s last blog ..Because If I Don’t Post Soon My Blogging License Will Be Revoked…
Ab Rocket Says:
July 10th, 2009 at 1:28 pm

I agree with everyone else. You should feel free to write about anything!
Ashley Says:
July 10th, 2009 at 8:48 pm

I dont know if you have heard about this new garment called the BODY MAGIC, but it is phenomenal. When you put it on, you instantly drop 2-3 sizes w/out diet, pills, exercise, or surgery. I was skeptical of it when I 1st heard about it, but when I tried it I was blown away. I actually went down 2 sizes when I put it on and I have lost 4 inches just by wearing it. This might be something you want to try…Thanks
Asianmommy Says:
July 10th, 2009 at 9:08 pm

That’s a cute video.
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Nina Says:
July 11th, 2009 at 7:55 am

I’m not even PMSing and I cried. Beautiful.
Dee Says:
July 11th, 2009 at 2:40 pm

I want to say two things:

1. Cute!
2. I want some of that BODY MAGIC!
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Shayne Says:
July 11th, 2009 at 4:19 pm

For some reason, part of me whishes when she burried her face in his jacket he said, “Honey, look at the screen, this cost me a fortune, so enjoy this moment, we may end up spending our honeymoon camping.”
Haley Says:
July 12th, 2009 at 6:27 pm

Is Ashley’s comment spam? (googles body magic)

I’m trying to find where you used the words “bloody vagina” in your last post. While those words are enough to make me wretch a little (I don’t actually think of a period as a “bloody vagina,” actually), the letters PMS and descriptions of what that entails are just fine.
Haley Says:
July 12th, 2009 at 6:30 pm

Okay, Ashley’s comment has to be spam because Body Magic looks like some sort of medieval torture device.
Amelie Says:
July 13th, 2009 at 8:56 am

Why can’t people tell PMS and ‘being on a period’ apart?

Sometimes I think women (who are not me, no, I would never do such a thing!) use PMS as an excuse to do things that they normally do in secret. Like watch sappy videos.
Milla Says:
July 13th, 2009 at 9:26 am

i bet you a million dollars that Ferris is a gay man.
Milla´s last blog ..The 12th Time I Turned 21
jasmine Says:
July 13th, 2009 at 10:54 am

LOL! You are so funny… I clicked on the link thinking that Ferris was going to be ranting about how inappropriate it was or something. Just a simple comment, “bloody vagina”!!!! Too funny. I also loved that you did the iReport. I have dreams of Anderson Cooper… although my husbands alleges that he might not be happy with a vagina, if ya know what I mean.
jasmine´s last blog ..Hey Ladies (and men too!)
Meredith Says:
July 13th, 2009 at 12:00 pm

My predecessor still has a catalog delivered here, which I always make certain to flip through during the slower moments. Today, I came across a lovely contraption that made me think of you — http://www.abcdistributing.com/home/catalog/cat_item_pg.asp?G=686&P=60&Rec=1&Ntt=bacon+genie&N=35&Nao=0&R=462088-6GI7—2

Your life won’t be complete until you get one! Lol
Olivia Says:
July 13th, 2009 at 1:01 pm

As odd as this sounds, I can’t wait to be thin so I can start enjoying my PMS. Like, I can’t wait to have two separate sets of clothes, my “thin clothes” and my “fat period clothes”. Right now all I wear is my fat clothes lol.

BTW, I LOVE that you write about “mommy stuff, like breastfeeding or places that sag after having kids. Or egads! Stuff like telling people how much I actually weigh!” Your honesty and straightforward personality is what attracts people to your blog, methinks.

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