Police Reports: One of Life’s Little Pleasures

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15 Responses to “Police Reports: One of Life’s Little Pleasures”

  1. November 19, 2009 at 5:44 pm
    Jen L.says:

    I am sending a link to this post to everyone I know. Awe. Some.
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  2. November 19, 2009 at 5:48 pm
    Reneesays:

    We have small town police reports in our local paper. One time there was a report about a woman who called in because a snake had eaten the frogs out of her pond. They also felt it necessary to say that police told the poor woman that the snake was probably hungry.
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  3. November 19, 2009 at 6:28 pm
    Beckysays:

    I opened the page to your blog and didn’t even get through the first sentence in that report before I burst out laughing. My husband thought I was insane until I showed it to him, and then he joined me. hehehe. Thanks for the laugh!
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  4. November 19, 2009 at 7:38 pm
    Carriesays:

    Alcohol was “probably” a factor??

  5. November 19, 2009 at 9:57 pm
    Rebecca Hooversays:

    You’ll be happy to know that showed up in the Phoenix paper as well, I laughed my ass off. Too funny. That’s what he actually told the cops/medics, that he was a ninja.

  6. November 19, 2009 at 10:02 pm
    It's All in the Mindsays:

    I too, am a ninja

  7. November 20, 2009 at 3:25 am
    Nickisays:

    Apparently not all ninjas are created equally.
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  9. November 20, 2009 at 1:23 pm
    Jasminesays:

    the craziest things happen when ones attempts to be a ninja!

  10. November 20, 2009 at 7:08 pm
    Tracy @ WSBsays:

    Here’s how the original source, the Seattle Police “SPDBlotter” site, which publishes a couple notable police reports every day courtesy of the SPD Media Unit, told the story – note their way of phrasing the alleged intoxication:
    http://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2009/11/17/man-believed-he-was-a-ninja-impaled-by-fence-spike/
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  11. November 21, 2009 at 3:13 am
    Livsays:

    I wanted to laugh at this so bad, but this is totally something my brother would do. This Halloween actually he dressed up as a ninja, jumped off the playset at the park and nearly sprained his ankle…

  12. November 21, 2009 at 4:53 pm
    Sarahsays:

    I kind of feel bad for the guy…
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  13. November 21, 2009 at 10:23 pm
    Chantolsays:

    Sounds like he needed a few more ninja lessons and a few less drinks. LOL! This story cracks me up everytime I read it!

  14. November 28, 2009 at 3:55 pm
    Kevinsays:

    Alcohol probably played a role. That’s my favorite part.
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  15. December 1, 2009 at 10:03 am
    Haleysays:

    Submit that to Leno!