Police Reports: One of Life’s Little Pleasures
I feel so much better about myself.
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I am sending a link to this post to everyone I know. Awe. Some.
.-= Jen L.´s last blog ..Anissa =-.
We have small town police reports in our local paper. One time there was a report about a woman who called in because a snake had eaten the frogs out of her pond. They also felt it necessary to say that police told the poor woman that the snake was probably hungry.
.-= Renee´s last blog ..The Miscarriage – Part 5: The Post Op =-.
I opened the page to your blog and didn’t even get through the first sentence in that report before I burst out laughing. My husband thought I was insane until I showed it to him, and then he joined me. hehehe. Thanks for the laugh!
.-= Becky´s last blog ..Funny =-.
Alcohol was “probably” a factor??
You’ll be happy to know that showed up in the Phoenix paper as well, I laughed my ass off. Too funny. That’s what he actually told the cops/medics, that he was a ninja.
I too, am a ninja
Apparently not all ninjas are created equally.
.-= Nicki´s last blog ..Part Three: Poor camel! =-.
HAHAHA!! Me too. Thanks for sharing!
.-= Jenny @ http://motherlawyercrazywoman.blogspot.com/´s last blog ..Raise A Can =-.
the craziest things happen when ones attempts to be a ninja!
Here’s how the original source, the Seattle Police “SPDBlotter” site, which publishes a couple notable police reports every day courtesy of the SPD Media Unit, told the story – note their way of phrasing the alleged intoxication:
http://spdblotter.seattle.gov/2009/11/17/man-believed-he-was-a-ninja-impaled-by-fence-spike/
.-= Tracy @ WSB´s last blog ..Happening now: Wine sale at South Seattle Community College =-.
I wanted to laugh at this so bad, but this is totally something my brother would do. This Halloween actually he dressed up as a ninja, jumped off the playset at the park and nearly sprained his ankle…
I kind of feel bad for the guy…
.-= Sarah´s last blog ..Reader, I Married Him =-.
Sounds like he needed a few more ninja lessons and a few less drinks. LOL! This story cracks me up everytime I read it!
Alcohol probably played a role. That’s my favorite part.
.-= Kevin´s last blog ..Neti Pot! =-.
Submit that to Leno!