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A quick word before you email me:
- Do not, I repeat DO NOT, send me weight loss advice. I am not saying that your advice is crap. I’m sure that whatever you have done to lose weight (eat only meat, eat only vegetables,no carbs, shakes for breakfast, etc.) has worked for you. However, I have my own process that involves eating things like cupcakes and drinking beer occasionally. I know this is probably not what you would do, but then again, I am not you.
- Do not send me offers to shower me with unlimited supplies of Acai berry supplements or snake oil. If your product claims to help me to lose weight “quicker! faster!” and/or promises that I can “eat what I want and still lose weight” – do not waste your time. If you feel compelled to write to me anyway, I will send you email in return that lets you know that I have $5 million dollars waiting for you in a Tunisian financial institution, I just need your social security number and your bank account and routing number.
- If you are writing to me to tell me how much you love my blog – I want you to know that I love you too. Please accept my apologies if I fail to get back to you – sometimes I get distracted when I am on the Internet and I ending up spending way too much time reading about things like the mating habits of sea horses or dolphins butchering techniques. I also forget important things rather easily – which I find a huge personal deficiency. In case I don’t get back to you …please feel free to tell everyone that I said you are very smart and clever.
- If you want to send me a message in 140 characters or less, I suggest you try following me on Twitter. I check @replies daily and it is much easier for me to respond to a Twitter message because I am constrained by those 140 characters and don’t feel any pressure to be verbose or witty … which after writing all day, I am neither.
- If you want to hire me, interview me, send me buckets of money or give me a puppy – please do. I am currently writing a memoir about my dysfunctional childhood and young adulthood. I know, HOW ORIGINAL! I tell people this because (a) it’s true and (b) because it’s easier than explaining to people that I am a blogger. And jeez, don’t even get me started when I try to explain video-blogging … I get that sideways glance from people like I am making homemade porn.
Send lovefest or hatemail to:
baconism at baconismyenemy (dot) com.
