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The Meaning of Heartbreak

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

Heartbreak is hearing your daughter sob in the next room because of a boy.  I guess the benefits of being the “dumper” goes out the window when your ex-boyfriend turns around and dates your good friend.  No amount of mommy love can fix that.

If that happened to me, I would pour myself a shot of bourbon and keep the bottle flowing all night long until I:

(a) passed out while listening to Leonard Cohen songs,

(b) made a belligerent call to one or the both of them telling them what mother-effers they were,

(c) buy myself a ridiculously expensive pair of shoes or

(d) all of the above.

Paige can’t do any of those things.

Middle school sucks ass.

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