Bacon Is My Enemy » interior monologue http://www.baconismyenemy.com/home Thu, 23 Dec 2010 19:02:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 This Is My Morning Routine http://www.baconismyenemy.com/home/2008/12/this-is-my-morning-routine/ http://www.baconismyenemy.com/home/2008/12/this-is-my-morning-routine/#comments Sat, 13 Dec 2008 17:58:19 +0000 Giyen http://www.baconismyenemy.com/home/?p=2532 ... Continue Reading >>]]> Brain: “Get out of bed.”

Giyen: “10 more minutes.”

Brain: “No really, it’s time to get up. Plus, you already said “10 more minutes” 10 minutes ago.”

Giyen: “For what? The day can wait, we’re not going to an office to work anymore.”

Brain: “Yes, but you still have stuff to do. You really can’t just sit in your pajamas all day, everyday.”

Giyen: “Yes I can. Just watch me.”

Brain: “You know, you really need to start getting more of a life. When you started this whole quit your job business, that actually meant going out and finding some work [dumbass].”

Giyen: “Oh yeah.”

Brain: “Sooooooo??”

Giyen: “I’ll start doing that tomorrow.”

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