Low fives this week was like shooting a fish in a barrel:
If you ever wondered where the dogs they sell on the internet come from, just read this story. 600 dogs seized, 80% of them are pregnant. You do the math.
“Jessica Simpon’s a bigger star than ever.” God, I can’t believe that this story won’t die. And perhaps this is a bit snarky, but those high waisted jeans are the real travesty in this story.
I watched Al Gore testify about global warming before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on CNN. I really hope they are listening.
Just in case you wondered what Jessica Simpson looked like before the hoopla, look here. I was going to embed her Youtube video, but it now mysteriously says “embedding disabled by request.” Fascinating.
IMPORTANT SAFETY RECALL NOTICE: “Ovaries may be pulled off and become a choking hazard.”
Oh God, here we go.According to this article: “Scientists have found that the pleasure women get from making love is directly linked to the size of their partner’s bank balance …the phenomenon is an “evolutionary adaptation” that is hard-wired into women, driving them to select men on the basis of their perceivedquality.”
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