Bacon Is My Enemy » school http://www.baconismyenemy.com/home Thu, 23 Dec 2010 19:02:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3 Teachers Are Wonderful http://www.baconismyenemy.com/home/2009/01/teachers-are-wonderful/ http://www.baconismyenemy.com/home/2009/01/teachers-are-wonderful/#comments Sat, 17 Jan 2009 03:20:49 +0000 Giyen http://www.baconismyenemy.com/home/?p=3039 ... Continue Reading >>]]> Paige came home the other day absolutely ecstatic because she got highest average score on her math worksheets (yes, beauty and brains). As a result, Mr. Lopez awarded her this Altoid tin filled with candy, a Guatemalan worry doll, a plastic dinosaur and a coupon for a 5% grade upgrade. How cute!

I want someone to give me one of these, but with a coupon for a 5% “pay” upgrade. Unfortunately, since I’m self-employed, I would have to give it to myself and that would take all the joy out of it. All that aside, don’t you think that all pay raises should be presented like this?

You know you do.

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